A doctor has warned that you are likely putting your gitchies on wrong.
Typically, most people put their gitch on first, then their socks. I guess that’s wrong, and here’s why.
Your feet are picking up all sorts of things on the floor and they could also be carrying all types of fungus, which can then transfer to your gitch, which can then transfer to your nether regions!
Your crotch could get jock itch or ring worm (not actually a worm).
If you want more of an explanation, just have a watch.
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