Have you ever thought to yourself… “Man, I could really use a fire-breathing robot dog”?

The wait is over.

Traditional guard dogs might be out of a job one day. This bad boy can shoot 30-foot jets of fire. And at a mere $10,000, it’s practically a steal. Who needs a security system when you have a fire-breathing robot dog on patrol?

The company behind this engineering marvel suggests that the Thermonator could be used for wildlife control, snow and ice removal, and “general entertainment.”

I’m sure this would be perfect for spiders.