Does anyone else set their clocks ahead by a few minutes to avoid being late for everything? It doesn’t work. 

I have ALWAYS done this…Setting my clocks ahead was supposed to save me from being in a constant rush, but who am I kidding? Now I’m just a professional at calculating the time in my head.

6 minutes ahead on the microwave means it’s actually 11:01, and the one in the living room is 2 minutes ahead, so I still have time to fill my coffee.

Good idea in theory, but my lateness game is too strong for these sneaky clocks…

That doesn’t mean I’m about to stop.