Celery is a useless garbage food. It is only good when smothered in Cheez Whiz or peanut butter. Celery is only good when you mask it with a food that hides its taste. Not to mention that I feel like a Panda eating bamboo when I’m forced to eat it by my nutritionist or doctor. It’s a damn filthy root that should spend eternity run over by traffic. I guess you could say I don’t like it very much.