Heyyyyyy, it’s Chad’s moustache Magnum. Freezing rain? Hahahaha. I laugh in the face of adverse driving conditions. I’m not sure if you know this, but it’s scientifically proven that a moustache makes you better driver. Any man with a moustache is gifted steely glare and cat like reflexes. The moustachioed grab the wheel with the stoney strength of 10,000 men. Arms sinuey and vascular as we look the devil himself in the eye. We travel right through the belly of hell, piercing stare, screaming “you will not take me today. You will not impede my voyage. Bow down Satan, for I am moustache, and I’m here to fight for the angels. YOU WILL NOT WIN!!! (Music stop) What’s that? I have toothpaste on me? Where? Here? Did I get it? Just point at it. Not on your face. That doesn’t help me. Point at my face. There?……Did I get it? Good. I’m chad’s Moustache for Movember, raising awareness for men’s health. Remember, man may make the moustache, but the moustache also makes the man.