Heyyyy, it’s Chads moustache Magnum. Is Mo Bros must respect those who came before us. The ones who opened the door to the lip-warmer lifestyle. They didn’t do it for charity. Unless that was the name of a groupie. They did it because it was cool. Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Freddie Mercury, Lanny McDonald, Clark Gillies, Dennis Franz, Walter Kronkite, Alex Trebek, the lunch lady, Wilford Brinkley, Rollie Fingers, Wyatt Earp, Mark Twain, Martin Luther King Jr, Albert Einstein, Sean Connery, Carl Weathers, and that creepy guy at the bus depot that still asks for a phone booth even though nobody has used one in like 20 years. Seriously dude, what is wrong with you? And why do you smell like fruit snacks? His name is usually Geoff with a G. Ease up on the sunkist there Ge off. I’m just kidding. But seriously, you’re under arrest. I’m chad’s moustache Magnum for men’s health, reminding you that the man may make the mustache, but the mustache also makes the man.