Not that you need an excuse, but…
I’ve got another reason for you to get drunk. especially in other cities when you are staying in a Hotel.
Bed bugs hate drunk people.
Seriously, some dude decided he would get some suckers drunk and then put them in bed with some bugs in it and see what they did.
In this case, what they didn’t.
The nerds found that bed bugs prefer sober people and if the little bastards didn’t get a good feed, they would lay less eggs.
The head nerd weighed 20 bugs before introducing them to blood and then weighed them again after. He didn’t do this once, he did it 6 times and found that bugs that had ‘clean’ blood increased their mass by 100 percent and they would lay an average of 44 eggs after gorging themselves.. BUT, when they fed on people that had a BAC of 0.010, their mass only increased 60 percent and they only would lay an average of 12 eggs.
So, next time you are heading out of town and forget to check the bed for bugs and think you will forget again later when you get back to your hotel. Just get drunk and everything will work out a lot better!!
ETB