KISS is crappy. Maybe Chad was right!
–Kiss has teamed up with HELLO KITTY to produce a new line of TOILET PAPER . . . which is covered in Hello Kitty faces wearing Kiss makeup. (–ROCK AND ROLL FOREVER . . . ?)
–We couldn’t find it for sale anywhere yet . . . but we’re sure it will be available and overpriced soon. (–Here’s a photo of the toilet paper.)
In other celeb stuff…
BROOKE SHIELDS was a virgin until the age of 22. But it wasn’t necessarily by choice. In fact, she tried to LOSE IT years earlier to GEORGE MICHAEL.
–Before you laugh, this was back in his WHAM days, when he was still in the closet.
–Brooke says they went to dinner together, then during the limo ride home, he put up the partition between them and the driver.
–Brooke thought it was SEXY TIME . . . quote, “My clothes were practically flying off me.” But instead of jumping her, George told her he couldn’t have a relationship with her because he had to concentrate on his career
The Internet says KRISTEN STEWART has breast implants.
MICHAEL VICK is thinking about getting his kids a dog. The ASPCA is NOT down with that.
JENNIFER LOPEZ’S boyfriend is now doing autograph sessions And if you were one of the lucky people who eagerly stood in line for a chance to meet J. Lo’s backup-dancer-slash-boy-toy Casper Smart, now’s the time to take a good, long look in the mirror and ask yourself where your life went so wrong.
CHRIS CORNELL says there are 15 SOUNDGARDEN songs from the band’s early days that still have never been released in any form.
IRON MAIDEN’S bassist, STEVE HARRIS, is releasing a solo album called “British Lion”. It comes out September 25th
Top Problems Faced by the Guy with the World’s Largest Penis
Having the world’s largest male reproductive organ seems like it would be a pretty cool thing. BUT . . . it does have its drawbacks. Feel my pain with . . . the
These are the Top Problems Faced by the Guy with the World’s Largest Penis. (And I don’t mean Chad)
–Disappointed chicks who see his gargantuan package and assume he must have a glamorous career as a morning radio DJ.
Constant pressure to hang out from The Man with the World’s Largest Scrotum.
–You can’t really sneak up on anyone.
Thanks to Sofia Vergara, you’ve ripped 12 zippers watching “Modern Family”.
–Andy Dick appearing on your doorstep, eagerly clutching a measuring tape and SWEARING he’s now working for “Guinness”.
–Having to always tell the ladies, “Hey, my eyes are up here!”
The only woman who can actually enjoy sex with me is the Octomom.
–Researchers say binge drinking is on the rise amongst senior citizens:I just hope they’re using cabs after partying. I’d hate for them to start driving erratically.
There’s a debate over whether Joe Paterno’s statue at Penn State University should be torn down. Instead of making a decision, the school will just turn its back while people do horrible things to it.
Have and great day and Stay Frosty! Ballsy