#1.) GINA GERSHON from “Showgirls” turned 50 on Sunday . . . and she’s still a TOTAL MINX. Don’t believe me? She spent the weekend yachting in Italy. In a bikini. (–Check out some pics here.) (Daily Mail)
And I know I don’t need to tell you but there is a double header on TSN tonight as the CFL preseason kicks off…Toronto and Hamilton meet in Steeltown in a game that features 2 new head coaches and Ricky Ray quarterbacking the Argos. Henry Burris and Andy Fantuz suit up for the Tabbies..Then out west the defending Champs- the Lions- host our Riders..This game also features 2 new head coaches, and big changes in Rider Nation… if you not into football for some STUPID reason you can watch Dallas on BRAVO…
Larry Hagman, Linda Gray, and Patrick Duffy return to Southfork. The new cast members include Jordana Brewster and three faces you may know from “Desperate Housewives”.
(–Bobby’s wife is played by “Housewives” narrator Mary Alice, Bobby’s son is played by Gabby’s hot gardener, and J.R.’s son is played by Edie’s nephew Austin . . . the guy who knocked up Bree’s daughter.)
If I were a lawyer . . . which thank God I’m not . . . I would go to Missouri RIGHT NOW to defend these two ladies. Because their arrest is a true miscarriage of justice.
–45-year-old Shelly Lewis and 43-year-old Alicia Binford of O’Fallon, Missouri are two attractive, RANDY women. They both have blonde hair out of a bottle and a special place in my heart.
–On Monday, they were at the Woodlands Golf Course, which is a public course in Alton, Illinois. Police aren’t sure if they were golfing or just hanging out with some male golfers. What they ARE sure of? Shelly and Alicia were FLASHING THEIR BREASTS.
–For some reason, other golfers complained. The cops came, and both women were arrested for misdemeanor public indecency.
–In their mugshots, both women certainly LOOK ready for a good time. Shelly is wearing a very small tank top and Alicia appears to actually be TOPLESS. She’s not . . . she’s wearing a top . . . you just can’t see it in the mugshot.
(–Here are the mugshots. Alicia’s the one who looks topless.)
Have a great day…..Ballsy
#2.) MINKA KELLY’S nipples are seriously testing the fabric of her dress. (–Check it out here.) (Egotastic)
#3.) Would you like to see some pictures of ESPN minx ERIN ANDREWS in a bikini WITHOUT risking arrest by peeping through her keyhole? (–You can do it by clicking on this link.) (TMZ)