TIME TO PLAY EVERYBODY’S FAVOURITE GAME..THE ANSWER IS C…(okay its my favourite game)
–Bruce Willis admits that he’s not very good at:
C.) GROWING HAIR.
–Paula Abdul was on “Dr. Oz” yesterday to:
A.) Discuss her chronic back pain.
B.) Demonstrate her workout regimen.
C.) SEE IF HE WOULD WRITE HER A FEW PRESCRIPTIONS
–Skinny jeans can give you:
A.) A leg disorder.
B.) A back disorder.
C.) A LEG UP ON ALL THE OTHER 40-YEAR-OLD DIVORCEES TRYING TO SNAG A MAN ON LADIES’ NIGHT AT THE WHISKEY
“Rolling Stone” recently polled their readers to come up with a list of the Top 10 Beards in Rock.
1.) Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top
2.) George Harrison
3.) Jerry Garcia
4.) Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters
5.) Jim Morrison
6.) Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys
7.) Jim James of My Morning Jacket
8.) Caleb Followill of Kings of Leon
9.) Scott Ian of Anthrax
10.) Producer Rick Rubin
We don’t have a lot of details on this story, but it’s pretty incredible if it’s true.
–We’re not sure when, but a French guy named Emile was driving his Citroen in North Africa, outside the city of Tan-Tan, Morocco. (–His last name wasn’t given.)
–Morocco doesn’t get along with their neighbor, Western Sahara, and Emile was stopped and told there was a military blockade up ahead. So he decided to go around . . . by CUTTING through the SAHARA DESERT.
–But during the drive, he hit a hole, bent the axle and damaged the car’s frame . . . leaving him stranded.
–So Emile took his broken car apart, and used the parts to BUILD a MOTORCYCLE and ride back to safety. It took him 12 days.
You have a great day! Ballsy