Hot Women! Need I say more?
“Maxim” magazine released its annual Hot 100 list yesterday . . . and LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S ex-girlfriend BAR REFAELI tops it.
–Speaking of ladies Leo’s been all up in, BLAKE LIVELY made it to #13, but GISELE BUNDCHEN failed to make the cut.
–This year’s list was voted on by readers, which is how STEPHEN COLBERT managed to get to #69. And Lois Griffin, a cartoon character from “Family Guy”, is #85.
–KIM KARDASHIAN also didn’t make the list . . . but Britain’s “Zoo” magazine just named her the Hottest Woman in the World. (–You can read more about that here.)
–Here’s the “Maxim” Top 20 . . .
#1.) Bar Refaeli
#2.) Olivia Munn
#3.) Mila Kunis
#4.) Katy Perry
#5.) Olivia Wilde
#6.) “Hunger Games” minx Jennifer Lawrence
#7.) Emma Stone
#8.) Megan Fox
#9.) Malin Akerman
#10.) Adrianne Palicki
#11.) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
#12.) Kate Beckinsale
#13.) Blake Lively
#14.) Lea Michele
#15.) Kristen Stewart
#16.) Charlize Theron
#17.) Scarlett Johansson
#18.) Katrina Bowden
#19.) Victoria Justice
#20.) Jennifer Love Hewitt
I would say JLH, Scarlett and Kate Beckinsale are all too low…
SOMETIMES BREASTS CAN BE TOO BIG! HUH?
You’d THINK a lingerie store would WANT their employees to be HOT and LARGE-BREASTED . . . so customers are fooled into thinking the lingerie will make THEM look hot and large-breasted.
–29-year-old Lauren Odes of Hoboken, New Jersey, says that’s not what happened to her.
–In April, she worked at a lingerie store called Native Intimates in New York City for ONE WEEK. And she says she was FIRED for being too hot and large-breasted.
–Lauren was placed at Native Intimates by a temp agency to do data entry and coordinate shipments. Her supervisors immediately told her she was TOO HOT and said she should TAPE DOWN her breasts.
–Lauren says on her last day, she wore a form-fitting black dress and they told her she either needed to go buy a new outfit . . . or wear a ROBE. She left to get another outfit . . . and while she was out they called and fired her.
–Now, Lauren has filed a complaint against Native Intimates with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. Naturally, her lawyer is GLORIA ALLRED.
–Native Intimates is owned by ORTHODOX JEWS . . . Allred says Lauren’s bosses told her the owners would object to what she was wearing.
–Which WOULD make sense, because Orthodox Jews believe in modesty . . . only they own a LINGERIE STORE. So it would SEEM on the surface they’re trying to have it both ways.
–At a press conference yesterday, a reporter asked Allred for Lauren’s exact bra size. Allred replied, quote, “that’s not relevant.”
–Native Intimates declined to comment.
(–Here are some photos of Lauren with Allred at their press conference yesterday. In this dress it’s hard to make out the size of her breasts. As for whether she’s TOO HOT . . . that’s your call.)
And thanks to our great listeners who travelled on the bus to Saskatoon Friday for that 4 band show at the CUC…say what you want about Nickelback but they put on a great show…Although Chad swears too much..Kroeger not McDonald…The highlight for me was Gavin Rossdale of Bush running into the crowd while singing a Beatles tune..He was literally 3 feet from me….we tried to high five but his fans and my fans were pushing against each other and we passed like 2 ships in the night…hahaha… Have a great short week..Ballsy