OUTRAGEOUS, OUTRAGEOUS, AND OUTRAGEOUS!
This is just OUTRAGEOUS. This year, General Electric filed a 57,000-PAGE tax return. They e-filed, but if you printed all that, it would be 19 FEET HIGH. And thanks to all the loopholes, they paid ZERO TAX on $14 BILLION in profits.
This is even more OUTRAGEOUS.
Here’s a little reminder of just how INSANE things still are in some parts of the world. Right now, the Egyptian parliament is debating a law that would make it legal for men to have sex with their WIVES’ CORPSES for up to six hours after they die. A Muslim cleric says marriage is a bond that lasts beyond death, so it makes sense. Women’s groups are STRONGLY against the law.
And how about this selfish behaviour from this couple at a Texas Rangers Game, absolutely OUTRAGEOUS.
Michael Kay is a broadcaster for the Yankees, and last night he WENT OFF after two Texas Rangers fans caught a foul ball . . . and wouldn’t give it to the little kid sitting next to them.
The kid started crying, but they ignored him and sat there laughing. The woman even posed for a picture, and held the ball up to make sure it was in the shot. It prompted Kay to say they were, quote, “rubbing it in the kid’s face!”
It had a happy ending though, because someone from the Rangers dugout threw the kid another ball. And Kay got a few more digs in on the couple, who he called “oblivious.”
(–Deadspin.com has videos of it happening, and of the kid smiling after he finally got a ball. Search for “Worst People Ever Catch Foul Ball.” They show it happen at :36, and she poses for the picture at :55.).
And now some WORLD TIBDITS:
Kim Kardashian admits that the Internet is largely responsible for her fame. That, and Ray J’s pecker..
Kim said it just proves that you can accomplish anything in this world if you just put your cooter to it.
Wayne Brady said he doesn’t understand why people say he’s “not black enough.” Then he resumed humming Mumford & Sons as he drove his Prius to a polo match at Gwyneth Paltrow’s house.
Mark Wahlberg was spotted in Miami Beach with a giant dildo. No word on why he was hanging out with Ashton Kutcher.
The Jacksons announced plans to record their first new album since 1989. They are expected to sound just like they did when Michael was in the group, except without all that pesky talent.
This weekend marks the 20-year anniversary of the Rodney King riots. Isn’t it great to know that racial discord and police brutality are all behind us?
Burger King announced that all their eggs and pork will come from cage-free chickens and pigs by 2017. Pigs and chickens everywhere said they are looking forward to having slightly better living conditions before being brutally murdered.
AshleyMadison.com is offering $1 million to anyone who can prove Tim Tebow has screwed them. So what are you waiting for, Broncos fans? Go get your money!
HAVE A GREAT DAY! BALLSY