Deep thoughts…with Bill
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that vampires have no blood running through them therefore unable to get an erection. There…fantasize about that!
Sincerely, Logic!
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Dear America
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, CANADA
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Dear person reading this,
You’re here because you’re actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren’t you? It’s OK…me too!
Sincerely, I’ll work tomorrow.