Tonight’s Mega Millions jackpot in the USA is a record $540 million. If you win and take the lump sum, after paying taxes you’d be left with about $260 million. That would buy 100 Bugatti Veyron Super Sports, the world’s most expensive car, or four Gulfstream jets, tuition for most of Harvard’s undergraduates, or an NHL team.
The NFL, NBA and MLB are still out of your price range, but the average NHL team is worth $240 million.
In fact, the Phoenix Coyotes, Atlanta Thrashers, Buffalo Sabres, Tampa Bay Lightning, and St. Louis Blues all sold or were offered for sale for less than $200 million within the last few years.
If you want to squint you can read the next 2 stories I kept them smaller to censor them..hahaha…(actually I don’t know how to work the font)
Speaking of money…it’s funny what some people will do to make ends meet..In California, a woman is suing McDonald’s for . . . turning her into a prostitute? Seriously. She was working at McDonald’s, but because of the low wages and bad health insurance, she needed more money. So her manager started PIMPING HER OUT. She’s seeking an undisclosed amount.
In another hooker related story: Here are some results from a huge new study on North American men who frequent prostitutes. The most common foreign country where they hire prostitutes is . . . Canada. They say Vancouver is the escort capital of North America…20% of men who’ve been to a prostitute lost their virginity to one. And the average guy in the study had visited prostitutes 54 TIMES.
There’s a giant herpes outbreak . . . among CORAL? Some scientists now believe the coral reefs are dying because the coral keep giving each other herpes. A very similar type of herpes to the kind humans get. And they’ve even implied that maybe, just maybe, a HUMAN passed the initial herpes virus to the coral. AND NOW ITS TIME FOR NEWS OF THE FUTURE:
This weekend: While partying in Hollywood, Kim Kardashian will again get blasted by white powder when she walks in front of Lindsay Lohan as she sneezes.
–Next Week: the SECOND most violent outburst from a commercial flight crew will erupt when someone in coach asks for a whole can of Sprite.
–Two weeks from now: “The Hunger Games” will have made enough money to solve world hunger.
-Six months from now: Megan Fox will give birth to a kid who looks suspiciously like a certain breathtakingly handsome morning radio DJ.
–On this day in the year 2040: Jessica Simpson will STILL be trying to get off the baby weight.
Have a great day and lets hope we get to watch the Queen City Kids back in Regina on Saturday good luck tonight Pats…lets hope the refs show up!