Heyyy, it’s Chad’s moustache Magnum. We’re halfway through Movember, and how are those duster’s looking my mo bros? I see you out there. Some, don’t look that great, but everybody’s different.
Timmy: So, youre saying it’s normal to grow hair down there at my own pace?
That’s right Timmy. Every moustache is different. Just like every person. It’s all in the effort.
Timmy: Thanks Magnum. Someday, I hope to have a moustache just like you.
Awwwe, thanks Timmy. But that won’t fucking happen. This stache is superhuman. Give up on your dreams. I’m Chad’s moustache magnum for men’s health in Movember reminding you that man may make the moustache, but the moustache also makes the man.
Timmy: Someday I’ll have on….
Shut up Timmy.