Heyyyyyyy, it’s Chad’s moustache Magnum. When you have a moustache, vehicle choice is very important. For instance, Chad does it all wrong. He drives a grocery getter. Four door SUV fit to take the kids to soccer practice. No no no. If you have a a moustache, you should drive a sports car. Preferably, with T tops removed. No matter how cold it gets. The pushbroom needs to feel the breeze. A little liphair horsepower. Also, some sort of vanity plate is mandatory. It should say something clever, but deadly serious. Something like passnu, or 2fast, or chixdigit. AViator shades on at all times while driving. Even at night. Safe? No. Cool? Hell yes. Oh, and if you have a moustache, no vans for you my friend. I’m Chad’s moustache Magnum for men’s health, reminding you that the man may make the moustache, but the moustache also makes the man.